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Thursday, July 15, 2010

Naughty First Impression

I don't generally divulge information about my personal life, let alone my sex life (maybe at one point I did a bit more) unless it was about my B.O.B. ... but I really want to make a good first impression on this Sara girl, whose blog I've been lurking on for a few weeks now (sorry Sara, I'm finally coming out of the closet).  You see... my girl Krysten is planning a bloggy get-together in August (seriously let me know if you want to come) and we all were emailing and giving links to our blogs, so that when we meet we can kind of have an idea of who everyone is.  Well, Sara uses bad words in her blog and she is the realest bitch (self-proclaimed) on her blog; how can you not fall in love (theoretically) with that?
Today (or last night, whatever) she posted answers to some questions she was asked by another blogger... you know the tag type of blog.  Then she was to post her own questions and tagged more bloggers in it... well, I wasn't tagged but she did dare other bloggers to play along - I figure this is a good way to grab her attention.

Her questions and my answers (if you don't want to know about my sex life, stop reading now, but we all know you're gonna keep reading!):

1. At what age did you discover masturbation and how did that happen? 
In all honesty, I was YOUNG!  Like too young to even know what was happening to me, no joke.  It was a complete accident.. but I haven't stopped since.

2. What's the worst sexual encounter you've ever had? 
Besides the first time because I couldn't feel anything... the worst was trying to do it on a foosball table.  Propped up on a square corner just for fun wasn't my idea of a good time.

3. What is one thing that will get you all hot & bothered almost every time?
Love my neck kissed... 

4. What is one thing that you haven't tried sexually that you think you might want to do. Eventually.
I WILL do it behind/under a water fall.  It will be wet, it will be cold, it will be nothing like what I fantasize in my head - but I will do it.  It will be awesome.

5. If there is one thing that you would change about your partner's sexual technique- what would it be?
If I changed him he wouldn't be him... so my answer is nothing. 

6. Top or bottom? 
Bottom, it's my only chance at getting off.

7. Talking or no talking? 
I'd say no talking, but noise is good... let me know you're having a good time and like what you're feeling too!

8. Oral sex- yay or nay? 
Ummm... Hell to the YES!


Krysten @ After 'I Do' said...

Sooooo glad I'm not the only one who did this!

And a foosball table? I always thought a pool table would be kind of fun. Not so sure about a foosball table, hehe.

Anonymous said...

We have a lot in common haha

Smart Ass Sara said...

Hi, my name is Sara and I? Am going to be your new BFF. ;)

First off, I'm glad you are coming out of the closest. Sometimes I feel like I'm talking to my cardboard Robert Pattinson only, so to have stalkers who aren't cardboard is kind of nice.

Second, I can't really get off unless I'm on top. Too bad we aren't lesbians- we'd totally match. LOL.

Third- when you say you didn't feel anything--- are you sure he was even in the hole? I mean.. how else would you not feel it. Unless...oh. Was he super small?? THAT would be a problem. *snicker*

Dana Leigh said...

I'm not sure what to even say other than I'm sure you can find a waterfall on your Hawaii trip!

Kristi said...

You're much more brave than I am to post this! LOL

Ang said...

@Krysten - foosball table, yes. Don't try it.

@Sara - I like to read a new blog for a few weeks before I come out about it, that way I don't feel bad if it ends up not being my style.
I didn't feel it because he was small... it was a *small* problem :)

@Dana - DUH! ;)


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