I leave my house at 5:45 in the morning to embark on a 45 minute drive to Princeton, MN, where I work. Have you ever been on the road at that time of day? The roads are filled with half sleeping people (myself included) and truck drivers who just LOVE to drive in the left lane!
Yesterday, for the first time in my life, I had - what I am assigning the name of - "Transformer Disorder". What is Transformer Disorder you ask? Believe it or not, it's quite simple and very easy to explain....
Transformer Disorder is a happening of the mind - it's caused by big semi trucks riding your ass as you are approaching a red light.
Symptoms: seeing this huge semi trucks front end in your rear view mirror and finding it too look oddly familiar. Then you find your thoughts and emotions quickly changing to "What if that huge semi truck stands up and transforms into a Autobot!?" and "Since it's riding my ass, maybe it's not an Autobot... maybe its a Decepticon and I'm about to get my ass crushed!"
"Where is Sam Witwicky when you need him?!"
Transformer Disorder is not a subject to be taken lightly- if you or any of your friends (ME!) are having symptoms seek help ASAP or your life could be over before you can say Sam Witwicky!
This blog has been written and dedicated to Jeff Janas, my good buddy who I feel has been stressed as of late (could be wrong); this is my lame.com attempt to make him laugh, though I really did have these thoughts.
All the italicized words are for Steve- my italic buddy.