Britney is GENIUS!

Ever since the first day I laid my sweet little eyes on Britney [Spears] and her sweet little package, I've been in love with her.  I haven't kept this a secret.
She hit a bump; I kept my interest.  She's recovered and I'm still interested.  As an example I received 3 copies of her newest CD for Christmas... it's no secret.  Embarrassing, yes, but no secret.

Now, being a little behind on the times... over this past weekend I was up North with my cousins and they asked me "Do you know what the song If You Seek Amy is about?"  I started guessing things like it being about a prostitute, about drugs... you know all the hidden meaning behind songs that I generally overlook because I either love or hate the particular song.
Finally I stopped guessing and they told me that If You Seek Amy phonetically spells out 'F-U-C-K Me' [eff you see kay me].  Those of you who have played Mad Gab should follow along easy.

There is no Amy, so stop seeking her.  A few lyrics will help you understand:
Love me hate me, say what you want about me
But all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy
Love me hate me, but can't you see what I see?
All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy

Now, replace If You Seek Amy with F-U-C-K Me.  The lyrics make no sense to say All of the boy and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy.

Another line:
Oh baby baby if you seek Amy tonight
Oh baby baby we'll do whatever you like

Helps the theory, doesn't it?

Now, the point here is not trying to fight whether the song is good or bad, because after learning this; it's fricken GREAT!
Even if you hate Brit... you have to admit that its pretty clever [even if she didn't think of it herself], it takes some balls to put yourself out there like that and chance getting your music cut from the radio. Seems some parents are trying to make that happen too.

Follow the link here to see the video.  I think there is a lot that can be read into the lyrics and the video... at the end of the video she puts on this fake image and appears to be dealing with some controversy with the poperattzi; of course it's intentional.  She knew what would come of this and I think she's saying Look, I can dress this way and portray the image parents think is right, but in the end All of the boy and all of the girls are [still] begging to if you seek Amy.  I think she's right.

Britney's back bitches.